Only one final left now.

Eep... o.o

Anyway, I had one of the weirdest dreams ever last night. Basically my TV turned on and I couldn't turn it off. It then started playing Moulin Rouge (the Hindi Sad Diamonds scene) and then it sucked me into the TV. Here's what happened:

Basically, I'm a centaur. Don't ask why, I just am. I'm riding in an inflatable motor boat with Alfred (from Batman) during a storm. We approach a castle/island/prison thing and hear someone singing. It turns out to be Christian (from Moulin Rouge) who is locked up in a tower and waving an American flag. We rescue him somehow (I seriously don't remember what happened but he's now in the boat with us) and go back to shore. We then head to an old hotel which and are greeted by an old victorian couple who offer to give us a place to stay. The building is really tall but super narrow and I have problems climbing all the narrow stairs because of my centaur-ness. We notice a bunch of cords hanging from the ceiling and decide to follow them. Eventually our path becomes blocked by one of those fence things you put on stairs to keep babies from climbing them. A man (who I can only assume is William Shakespeare) is attempting to craw over the gate but is failing miserably. He's yelling up the stairs to an old woman (the land lady from Kung-Fu Hustle) to take the gate down but she refuses. With my awesome centaur skillz, I jump over the gate (which then vanishes). It turns out that the land lady is holding a computer charging cord (hence the cord we've been following). The cord starts to sing and Christian grabs it and runs away. We try following him but as he pulls the cord, a bunch of electrical wires are pulled down from the ceiling and he gets away. I start to hear a loud ringing sound and it turns out to be my alarm clock which then wakes me up.

Awww... I wanted to know what happened...

So I had a really cracked out dream last night.

Basically I was back at school only it wasn't really my school. Just bits and pieces that my mind threw together. It was time for lunch so I head down to cafeteria. I decided that I wanted some noodles. So I walk up to the guy and ask for noodles and he's all like: "What size do you want?" But they usually just put it on a tray so asked him what the different sizes looked like. He told me to look behind me to see the cups but there wasn't anything there. I tell him to just give me the smallest order then. He then hands me this little can (kinda like a V8 can) and tells me to leave. But I'm all like: "What's this? I want noodles." He tells me that it's noodles in a can. The can is really tiny though and I start to yell at him. Just them the top of the can explodes off and all this sticky purple stuff inside spills all over me. Definitely not noodles. Then the guys just starts to laugh at me and tells me to leave. I quickly pour the rest of the purple stuff all over his noodles and run.

Any interpretations? XD