I totally just realized that the guy sitting next to me looks like the twins from Desperate Housewives.
Speaking of Desperate Housewives, we're talking about one of the paintings that's used in the opening.
Did you know that the couple in American Gothic was actually a father and daughter?

Fail. Desperate Housewives. Fail.

Bad news:
PUSHING DAISIES HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CANCELLED! I'M SOOOOO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW! JUST... ARRGGGG! DX

Good news:
OMGDESPERATEHOUSEWIVES!!!
Andrew is getting married next week!!! And he snagged a doctor too!
My little sociopath is growing up so fast. ;^;

I fear that Desperate Housewives might have jumped the shark.
I'll still watch it of course, but so far this new season is like:

Riiiiiiiiiiight... =_= <-Me

For the non-watchers out there the last season ended with a five year jump into the future and there's a ton of crap that just came out of nowhere. But it's only been one episode so maybe the writers have a few tricks up their sleeves. A girl can hope, right?

I also heard rumors that Andrew gets a plot this season and I'll be super happy if it's true! X3

OH. MY. GOD.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SEASON FINALE.

WOAH.

WOAH.

WOAH.

IT WAS SOOOOOO INTENSE. I'M LITERALLY SHAKING.

JUST... WOAH.

OH... MY... GOD...
WHAT?!

Okay...
*deep breath*
So I just watched the new episode of Desperate Housewives and it was like crazy good. A tornado just hit their town and people are dying and everything is being destroyed and then IT ENDS!!! And because of the writers strike they don't have anymore episodes! ;o;
*diesamilliontimesover*
It could be months before I get to see what happens ;^;

GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

But at least I hate everyone who has died so far.
One guy got stabbed by a flying piece of a picket fence :3

Just watched the new Desperate Housewives and boy was that satisfying. Last week the preview told us that someone was gonna die and I was worried that it would be Andrew. Thankfully it turned out to be Alma. I laughed so hard when she fell off the roof XD. And then Gloria had a stroke and they got rid of both the wackos in one episode. Is it even possible to get paralyzed so completely that you can't even talk but your brain is fine? Sounds kinda sketchy. I'll ask my dad later.

Also, Lady Friday came out early!!! I had a coupon to B&N that expires tomorrow so I went to use it. I was browsing around when I saw it just sitting there. It was the last copy too ^^

Oh, and I opened the rest of my presents today. I was right about the Batman Begins thing too. I watched it with my dad and Mikachu earlier but my sister kept comming in and making annoying comments >< I can't wait for the next movie to come out (especially with Heath Ledger as the Joker @_@). And I don't know if this is true but I heard that Maggie Gyllenhaal is replacing Katie Holmes.
-Resists urge to make Brokeback comment-
There is also casting informantion for the Penguin and Two Face but no Robin. It said that in the time frame of the story, Robin would still be too young. I wonder if they are ever gonna have a Catwoman (is it one or two words?) or if Hollywood is still recovering from it's last Catwoman blunder...
AIE! It's not comming out 'till July of 2008!!! ;_;
I want my Christian now dammit!

Okay, so I just watched the newest episode of Desperate Housewives and woah... Zach is even more creepy than I thought. Anyway, I wanted to post my theory on the current plot just so I have it down somewhere.
Here we go:
We know that Orson had a relationship with Monique (who is now dead) and that Mike has been arrested for her murder. However, Mike can't remember the past two years of his life and has no idea if he is innocent or not. We also know it was Orson that hit Mike with his car and caused him to loose his memory and that Orson lied to the police about knowing Monique. This leads us to believe that it was Orson who killed Monique and that he's trying to get Mike (who knows too much?) out of the way.
But here's what I think:
I think that Orson loved Monique and didn't hurt her. I also think that there is a good chance that it was Alma (Orson's first wife) who killed her. We know that Monique couldn't be identified because she was unrecognizable and all of her teeth had been pulled out. Agian pointing to Orson (who is a dentist) but Alma is still his ex-wife had probably knows a thing or two about dentistry (is that a word?). Bree has also just found a bag of teeth under Alma's floor boards along with a picture of her and Orson. Alma is obsessed with Orson and knew that he loved Monique so she probably wanted to get rid of her. Mike also knew monique for some reason so he either A.) was just a friend or past lover who doesn't really have anything to do with her murder or B.) was hired by Alma to kill her.
Whew... O_O
Now that I went threw the trouble of typing that it's probably all wrong.
And for the record: Carlos and Gabby are totally gonna end up together. They're just so perfect for each other ^^